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there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
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This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
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people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp
People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead
People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’
finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night
making your bedroom lights dim slowly with your evil mind power
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when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
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Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
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i hate when other peoples opinions are wrong
i hate other peoples opinions.
I hate other people.
I just hate…
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